If you are familiar with Donald Trump's campaign rallies you know they resemble heavy metal rock concerts where the crowd is beyond frenzied. That ramps up the band to become more and more outrageous. I don't know if there are mosh pits at the Don's speeches, but there certainly could be.
Feeding off the MAGA crowd's energy, the former president often wanders into the land of hyperbole; a loud, scary place where verbal excess is celebrated. Trump is liable to say just about anything. Verbal bloodbaths are common with apologies to the ladies of The View who become agitated upon hearing the B-word.
Recently, Donald Trump put forth that, if he wins in November, he will deport millions of people. Some assume he's talking about the undocumented, but I'm not so sure. Here's a partial list of those who should be worried.
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Senator Chuck Schumer. Calling Trump "anti-Semitic" will be remembered. So, Mr. Schumer could be a goner. Yemen beckons. Lots of real antisemitism there.
Joe Scarborough. On the NBC payroll, he is a strident Trump-basher. Therefore, it's conceivable that Morning Joe may soon be arising in a time zone far, far away. Paraguay?
Nancy Pelosi. Ripping up Trump's State of the Union address is remembered. She could be on her way to a place similar to San Francisco: Calcutta.
Jimmy Kimmel. Not a Trump fan. Uses him as a late-night piñata. Is there a condo in Burkina Faso for Jimmy?
Madonna. She said she wants to set Trump afire or something to do with arson. That hot take has been noted. Send the Material Girl to Cuba?
Mitt Romney. Bad blood here and I understand that he and Liz Cheney might both be on the deportation list. Over 55 housing in Rangoon?
Robert DeNiro. Yes, I'm talking to you, Travis Bickle. Word is Bobby might be headed to Easter Island. No internet.
And finally opponent Joe Biden. Tough to deport former presidents. Andrew Jackson definitely would have vaporized John Quincy Adams if he could have. But Joe, through a corporate connection with Hunter, may already have a numbered bank account in Ukraine. How do you say "big guy" in Russian?
So, if he wins, Donald Trump will be one busy guy. Many deportation candidates, much paperwork. Can he get it all done in four years?
Only if Mexico pays for it.